The All-Volunteer School System
(When I first wrote this article a couple of years ago, it seemed like good old far-fetched satire, now in...
Next Weeks News: Dems morph into new Republicans, TikTok’s new procrastination feature
Politics: Democrats' New Strategy—If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em In a surprising turn of events, the Democratic Party has...
The Economic Perspective of the Young and the Clueless
Youth—the golden years of terrible economic decisions. Back in my day, we called it “being broke.” Now they call it...
Trump Has United the World… Against Us
In a masterstroke of international diplomacy, President Donald Trump has achieved what no leader before him could: uniting the global...
How to Crash an Economy and Start a Government Thrift Store
Welcome back to another edition of "Next Week's News," where we peer into the crystal ball of current events with...
The Trump Doctrine: Displace, Destroy, Develop
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we dissect the latest atrocity from the orange menace himself, President Donald Trump....
Putin’s Ceasefire Demands: Donuts, Drones, and a Date with Melania
Ladies and gentlemen, truth seekers and skeptics alike, today we find ourselves in yet another episode of "History Writes Itself,...
MAGA Mao: How Trump’s 2025 Crackdowns Echo China’s Dark Past
The Cultural Revolution—a ten-year joyride through ideological fanaticism, political purges, and the kind of paranoia that makes tinfoil hats look...
Letters – A combative Musk, JD Vance Lack of American Civics
This is the place where I sift through the mailbag, read what you have to say, and try not to...
Intolerance Fatigue: Why Even Our Grudges Need a Break
The other day, I was strolling through the park, doing my usual laps as a part of my attempt to...
Next Week’s News: Americans Celebrate ‘Free Money’ Day and more…
Here's a round up of next week's news after the mnss this week's news makes. In Government (or whatever it...
Breaking: Denmark Buys Florida Thanks to Trump Appointee’s “Juicy” Deal
(Krotchett.com) In a shocking twist that has left political analysts, Floridians, and even Donald Trump himself reeling, Denmark announced Sunday...