Russia Released Mark Vodel—Here’s What We Might Have Given Up
Mark Vodel is back on American soil and all Americans should be happy about that. And according to Donald Trump,...
Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough
Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...
Either Evil or Idiot: Trump’s Sunday Morning Confession
Well, well, well. This past weekend, on what was once a respectable Sunday morning news magazine, Donald J. Trump—former President,...
Cop and Firefighter Save Woman from Burning Car—Show-Offs
Look, you know the rules—I don’t like to get sentimental, and I certainly don’t enjoy admitting that people occasionally do...
New Poll Shows Trump Has Less Than 1% Approval Rating
According to a new poll taken at my house this morning, less than 1% of the residents support Trump’s actions...
Young People Ruin Everything
I was a young person once. I don’t remember many details. It didn’t last long, youth, that is. I don’t...
How to Crash an Economy and Start a Government Thrift Store
Welcome back to another edition of "Next Week's News," where we peer into the crystal ball of current events with...
Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former central banker Mark Carney has been elected as Canada's...
Dirt Nap 2.0: The Future of Funerals
What a relief it is to discover that we no longer have to choose between being embalmed or getting cremated....
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The GOP’s Self-Appointed Wrecking Bal
In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to juggle flaming torches of controversy, all while...
More Tariffs: The Economic Wrecking Ball
The favorite economic bludgeon of leaders who think trade is a zero-sum game and that slapping taxes on imports will...
Are We Really Making America Great Again?
I came to America in the early fifties. Unlike some who arrived after the war by boat, or plane, I...