Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough
Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...
Krotchet Rant
Either Evil or Idiot: Trump’s Sunday Morning Confession
Well, well, well. This past weekend, on what was once a respectable Sunday morning news magazine, Donald J. Trump—former President,...
Young People Ruin Everything
I was a young person once. I don’t remember many details. It didn’t last long, youth, that is. I don’t...
Dirt Nap 2.0: The Future of Funerals
What a relief it is to discover that we no longer have to choose between being embalmed or getting cremated....
Are We Really Making America Great Again?
I came to America in the early fifties. Unlike some who arrived after the war by boat, or plane, I...
The Nostalgia President: Powering Up the Past
In a bold move to transport America back to its "glorious" past, President Trump has embarked on a crusade to...
Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Time to check in for the latest episode of "Let's Gut the Government," starring none other than Donald "You're Fired"...
The Personal Cost of Aging
So a recent RAND study puts the cost of Dementia in this country upwards to $215 billion dollars each year....
Intolerance Fatigue: Why Even Our Grudges Need a Break
The other day, I was strolling through the park, doing my usual laps as a part of my attempt to...
Putin’s Ceasefire Demands: Donuts, Drones, and a Date with Melania
Ladies and gentlemen, truth seekers and skeptics alike, today we find ourselves in yet another episode of "History Writes Itself,...
The Economic Perspective of the Young and the Clueless
Youth—the golden years of terrible economic decisions. Back in my day, we called it “being broke.” Now they call it...
The All-Volunteer School System
(When I first wrote this article a couple of years ago, it seemed like good old far-fetched satire, now in...
