Krotchett’s Farewell: Mockery Paused, Mission Begins
Well, well, well. Looks like the old goat’s finally done hollering at the digital sky. After years of poking the...
Krotchet Rant
From Red Hats to Red Lights: Why No One Follows Rules Anymore
Alright, I did my research. I took a good long look around this cracked funhouse mirror we call the United...
Trump’s Budget Cuts: Starving the Poor, Feeding the Rich
Our dear president and his faithful MAGA disciples have taken a chainsaw to the federal budget, slashing jobs, defunding agencies,...
Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Time to check in for the latest episode of "Let's Gut the Government," starring none other than Donald "You're Fired"...
The Six-Letter Solution to American Politics
(Krotchett) Well, here we are. It’s 2025, and it’s clear as day that the names of America’s political parties are...
Headlines Are Easy, Journalism Is Hard
Gather 'round as we embark on a journey through the looking glass, where the bizarre becomes banal and the outrageous...
Krotchett Rant: Trump’s February Fraud Fest
February, the month when love is in the air—unless, of course, you’re allergic to blatant falsehoods, in which case, you...
Trump’s Harvard Heist: The MAGA Manifesto Gets Marx-y
So Donald Trump, the orange man who never met a gold toilet he didn’t want to tweet from, has now...
The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....
Breaking: Denmark Buys Florida Thanks to Trump Appointee’s “Juicy” Deal
(Krotchett.com) In a shocking twist that has left political analysts, Floridians, and even Donald Trump himself reeling, Denmark announced Sunday...