The Krotchett MAGA Dictionary: A New Political Lexicon
Welcome to the Krotchett MAGA Dictionary, the definitive guide to the Trumpian transformation of political language. In this brave new...
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An Asteroid: The One Event That Might Actually Shut Up Fake News
Good news, folks! A city-sized asteroid might smack Earth in 2032, and if we're lucky, it'll spare us from yet...
Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
The Case for Vegans
Vegetarians. Vegans Lacto-Vegans. Pescaterians- How about meat-eating vegans? I’m in the last group. Look, not eating meat isn’t like global...
Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough
Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...
