New Poll Shows Trump Has Less Than 1% Approval Rating
According to a new poll taken at my house this morning, less than 1% of the residents support Trump’s actions...
Next Weeks News
Next Weeks News – Trumph’s Inauguration, iPhone’s Invisibility Mode and Competitive Ironing
With all of America’s billionaires putting their money into Trumps inauguration and buy-off initiatives, there's not a lot of money...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...
Next Weeks News: Dems morph into new Republicans, TikTok’s new procrastination feature
Politics: Democrats' New Strategy—If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em In a surprising turn of events, the Democratic Party has...
God Quits, Says Pope, Heading to Mars
Well, folks, it finally happened. After millennia of patience, divine interventions both subtle and unsubtle, and more unanswered prayers than...
Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former central banker Mark Carney has been elected as Canada's...
Next Week’s News: Americans Celebrate ‘Free Money’ Day and more…
Here's a round up of next week's news after the mnss this week's news makes. In Government (or whatever it...
Russia Released Mark Vodel—Here’s What We Might Have Given Up
Mark Vodel is back on American soil and all Americans should be happy about that. And according to Donald Trump,...
Elon Musk Reinvents Government Jobs: Weekly Survival Reports Now Required
Elon Musk, now czar of the Department of Grandstanding and Evasion (DOGE), has introduced a thrilling new workplace policy: federal...
An Asteroid: The One Event That Might Actually Shut Up Fake News
Good news, folks! A city-sized asteroid might smack Earth in 2032, and if we're lucky, it'll spare us from yet...
The Trump Doctrine: Displace, Destroy, Develop
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we dissect the latest atrocity from the orange menace himself, President Donald Trump....
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...