Russia Released Mark Vodel—Here’s What We Might Have Given Up
Mark Vodel is back on American soil and all Americans should be happy about that. And according to Donald Trump,...
Next Weeks News
New Poll Shows Trump Has Less Than 1% Approval Rating
According to a new poll taken at my house this morning, less than 1% of the residents support Trump’s actions...
How to Crash an Economy and Start a Government Thrift Store
Welcome back to another edition of "Next Week's News," where we peer into the crystal ball of current events with...
Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former central banker Mark Carney has been elected as Canada's...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The GOP’s Self-Appointed Wrecking Bal
In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to juggle flaming torches of controversy, all while...
Trump Wrecks Science, Courts, and Foreign Aid—Meanwhile, Media Struggles Without Swift
Welcome back to another week in Trumpmerica, where competence is optional, and chaos is policy. Here’s what’s making the news—other...
Stephen Miller’s Bold Plan: Deport First, Ask Questions Never
Stephen Miller—the man who never met a civil liberty he didn't want to strangle with his bare hands. In his...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
Right-Wing Circus: Trump’s Ukraine Blunder and America’s Hate Group Problem
Trump and Vance's Diplomatic Debacle In a display of unparalleled diplomatic prowess, President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance managed...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...
Next Weeks News – Trumph’s Inauguration, iPhone’s Invisibility Mode and Competitive Ironing
With all of America’s billionaires putting their money into Trumps inauguration and buy-off initiatives, there's not a lot of money...
The Golden Loophole Awards Are Canceled—Because Why Bother?
The Golden Loophole Award is dead. Not postponed. Not rebranded. Dead. For years, it was the most anticipated event in...
