Putin’s Ceasefire Demands: Donuts, Drones, and a Date with Melania
Ladies and gentlemen, truth seekers and skeptics alike, today we find ourselves in yet another episode of "History Writes Itself,...
An Asteroid: The One Event That Might Actually Shut Up Fake News
Good news, folks! A city-sized asteroid might smack Earth in 2032, and if we're lucky, it'll spare us from yet...
Customs, Cartels & Clueless Policies: Why the Drugs Keep Coming
So let me get this straight—President Trump, in his glorious second term, is still wagging his stubby finger at Mexico...
Next Weeks News: Dems morph into new Republicans, TikTok’s new procrastination feature
Politics: Democrats' New Strategy—If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em In a surprising turn of events, the Democratic Party has...
Cop and Firefighter Save Woman from Burning Car—Show-Offs
Look, you know the rules—I don’t like to get sentimental, and I certainly don’t enjoy admitting that people occasionally do...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
The Case for Vegans
Vegetarians. Vegans Lacto-Vegans. Pescaterians- How about meat-eating vegans? I’m in the last group. Look, not eating meat isn’t like global...