The Deportation Machine That Never Learns
(Krotchett.com) Deportations. America’s favorite recurring policy disaster. Like an aging rock band that just won’t quit touring, this country has...
Trump Wrecks Science, Courts, and Foreign Aid—Meanwhile, Media Struggles Without Swift
Welcome back to another week in Trumpmerica, where competence is optional, and chaos is policy. Here’s what’s making the news—other...
Stephen Miller’s Bold Plan: Deport First, Ask Questions Never
Stephen Miller—the man who never met a civil liberty he didn't want to strangle with his bare hands. In his...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
Right-Wing Circus: Trump’s Ukraine Blunder and America’s Hate Group Problem
Trump and Vance's Diplomatic Debacle In a display of unparalleled diplomatic prowess, President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance managed...
The Nostalgia President: Powering Up the Past
In a bold move to transport America back to its "glorious" past, President Trump has embarked on a crusade to...
Letters – Unions or family Business, Flrida on the No-Fly List
Dear Krotchett, I'm a barista in Tennessee, and my boss just made me rewatch a corporate training video on how...
Rinse and Repeat – The Salem Witch Trials
(Krotchett.com) Ah, the Salem Witch Trials: one of the darker chapters of colonial America. The year was 1692, and the...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...
Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Time to check in for the latest episode of "Let's Gut the Government," starring none other than Donald "You're Fired"...
The Personal Cost of Aging
So a recent RAND study puts the cost of Dementia in this country upwards to $215 billion dollars each year....
When Leadership is Just a Long, Loud Mistake
“The inmates are running the asylum.” A phrase so eerily fitting for today’s political landscape that you’d think it was...