The Case for Vegans
Vegetarians. Vegans Lacto-Vegans. Pescaterians- How about meat-eating vegans? I’m in the last group. Look, not eating meat isn’t like global...
Krotchett Rant: Trump’s February Fraud Fest
February, the month when love is in the air—unless, of course, you’re allergic to blatant falsehoods, in which case, you...
Next Weeks News – Trumph’s Inauguration, iPhone’s Invisibility Mode and Competitive Ironing
With all of America’s billionaires putting their money into Trumps inauguration and buy-off initiatives, there's not a lot of money...
The Krotchett MAGA Dictionary: A New Political Lexicon
Welcome to the Krotchett MAGA Dictionary, the definitive guide to the Trumpian transformation of political language. In this brave new...
Trump’s Harvard Heist: The MAGA Manifesto Gets Marx-y
So Donald Trump, the orange man who never met a gold toilet he didn’t want to tweet from, has now...
The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
The Art of the Raw Deal: A Retrospective on Economic Self-Sabotage
Way back in history, there once was a man—let's call him The Tariff Whisperer. He had a flair for flamboyant...
Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....
Letters – Unions or family Business, Flrida on the No-Fly List
Dear Krotchett, I'm a barista in Tennessee, and my boss just made me rewatch a corporate training video on how...
Tariffs, Defaults, and Debt: A History of Bad Decisions
Today, we're diving into tariffs, the murky waters of governmental indecision, economic fiascos, and the uncanny ability of leaders to...
Letters from Europe
Today, we’ve got letters from across Europe, questioning everything from trade wars to the future of international institutions—buckle up! Dear...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...