Neville Chamberlain Walked So Trump Could Grovel
Appeasement—the fine British tradition of hoping dictators will behave if you just give them what they want. Neville Chamberlain practically...
Cop and Firefighter Save Woman from Burning Car—Show-Offs
Look, you know the rules—I don’t like to get sentimental, and I certainly don’t enjoy admitting that people occasionally do...
Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough
Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...
Elon Musk Reinvents Government Jobs: Weekly Survival Reports Now Required
Elon Musk, now czar of the Department of Grandstanding and Evasion (DOGE), has introduced a thrilling new workplace policy: federal...
Letsile Tebogo, Gold Medalist Saves Lives – Now Everyone Else Looks Lazy
"One Good Thing" is Krotchett’s reluctant nod to humanity’s occasional decency—a brief, begrudging acknowledgment that, despite overwhelming evidence to the...
An Asteroid: The One Event That Might Actually Shut Up Fake News
Good news, folks! A city-sized asteroid might smack Earth in 2032, and if we're lucky, it'll spare us from yet...
