Rinse and Repeat: The Art of Losing Nukes
In the grand tradition of American military blunders, where the stakes are nothing short of apocalyptic, few debacles have managed...
Month: April 2025
God Quits, Says Pope, Heading to Mars
Well, folks, it finally happened. After millennia of patience, divine interventions both subtle and unsubtle, and more unanswered prayers than...
Rinse and Repeat: The First Week Wrecking Ball
(Krotchett.com) Well, folks, let’s hop in the time machine and dial it back to the early 1800s. Picture this: a...
The Golden Loophole Awards Are Canceled—Because Why Bother?
The Golden Loophole Award is dead. Not postponed. Not rebranded. Dead. For years, it was the most anticipated event in...
Russia Released Mark Vodel—Here’s What We Might Have Given Up
Mark Vodel is back on American soil and all Americans should be happy about that. And according to Donald Trump,...
Trump Wrecks Science, Courts, and Foreign Aid—Meanwhile, Media Struggles Without Swift
Welcome back to another week in Trumpmerica, where competence is optional, and chaos is policy. Here’s what’s making the news—other...
The Personal Cost of Aging
So a recent RAND study puts the cost of Dementia in this country upwards to $215 billion dollars each year....
The Nostalgia President: Powering Up the Past
In a bold move to transport America back to its "glorious" past, President Trump has embarked on a crusade to...
Hollywood Shuts Down, Says Reality Is More Absurd and Entertaining
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented move, Hollywood studios announced a complete industry shutdown today, citing their inability to...
More Tariffs: The Economic Wrecking Ball
The favorite economic bludgeon of leaders who think trade is a zero-sum game and that slapping taxes on imports will...
The Six-Letter Solution to American Politics
(Krotchett) Well, here we are. It’s 2025, and it’s clear as day that the names of America’s political parties are...
Letters – Federal Job Cuts, Second Thoughts on Trump
LETTERS is where baffled citizens send their burning questions about politics and culture, and Krotchett responds with all of the...
