How to Gut Medicaid and Still Sleep at Night—The GOP Guide
The GOP's latest brainchild: a Medicaid overhaul that promises to "streamline" healthcare by, well, removing it from millions. It's like...
Year: 2025
Trump’s High-Flying Gift and Low-Flying Ethics
Donald Trump—always the showman, never the statesman. In his latest act, he's set to receive a $400 million luxury Boeing...
Stephen Miller’s Bold Plan: Deport First, Ask Questions Never
Stephen Miller—the man who never met a civil liberty he didn't want to strangle with his bare hands. In his...
Trump Declares High-Speed Internet Racist: A New Low in Digital Delusion
Just when you thought we’d plumbed the last inch of the dumbwell, Trump took out his golden shovel and kept...
The Art of the Raw Deal: A Retrospective on Economic Self-Sabotage
Way back in history, there once was a man—let's call him The Tariff Whisperer. He had a flair for flamboyant...
Either Evil or Idiot: Trump’s Sunday Morning Confession
Well, well, well. This past weekend, on what was once a respectable Sunday morning news magazine, Donald J. Trump—former President,...
How to Be Cruel: 10 Lessons from the Trump Administration
The first 100 days of Trump's second term—a masterclass in governance, if your goal is to dismantle institutions, sow fear,...
Kai Nixon and Crew: Teen Lifesavers in a World of Slackers
You know, it’s not every day I set down my grumbling cup of coffee and say, “Well I’ll be damned—that...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The GOP’s Self-Appointed Wrecking Bal
In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to juggle flaming torches of controversy, all while...
Elon Musk Reinvents Government Jobs: Weekly Survival Reports Now Required
Elon Musk, now czar of the Department of Grandstanding and Evasion (DOGE), has introduced a thrilling new workplace policy: federal...
Trump Wrecks Science, Courts, and Foreign Aid—Meanwhile, Media Struggles Without Swift
Welcome back to another week in Trumpmerica, where competence is optional, and chaos is policy. Here’s what’s making the news—other...
Letsile Tebogo, Gold Medalist Saves Lives – Now Everyone Else Looks Lazy
"One Good Thing" is Krotchett’s reluctant nod to humanity’s occasional decency—a brief, begrudging acknowledgment that, despite overwhelming evidence to the...