Customs, Cartels & Clueless Policies: Why the Drugs Keep Coming
So let me get this straight—President Trump, in his glorious second term, is still wagging his stubby finger at Mexico...
Month: April 2025
Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....
One Good Thing: The Ex-Boxer Who Didn’t Wait for Someone Else to Do It
Airports—those magical places where overpriced coffee meets the thrill of delayed flights and the occasional knife-wielding lunatic. At Almaty Airport...
The Art of the Raw Deal: A Retrospective on Economic Self-Sabotage
Way back in history, there once was a man—let's call him The Tariff Whisperer. He had a flair for flamboyant...
The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
Trump Has United the World… Against Us
In a masterstroke of international diplomacy, President Donald Trump has achieved what no leader before him could: uniting the global...
How to Gut Medicaid and Still Sleep at Night—The GOP Guide
The GOP's latest brainchild: a Medicaid overhaul that promises to "streamline" healthcare by, well, removing it from millions. It's like...
Next Week’s News – Smoldering Wreckage of This Week’s News
Well, folks, it’s been a hell of a week. Again. Let’s check in on the what used to be called...
Trump’s High-Flying Gift and Low-Flying Ethics
Donald Trump—always the showman, never the statesman. In his latest act, he's set to receive a $400 million luxury Boeing...
Breaking: Denmark Buys Florida Thanks to Trump Appointee’s “Juicy” Deal
(Krotchett.com) In a shocking twist that has left political analysts, Floridians, and even Donald Trump himself reeling, Denmark announced Sunday...
Hollywood Shuts Down, Says Reality Is More Absurd and Entertaining
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented move, Hollywood studios announced a complete industry shutdown today, citing their inability to...
Kai Nixon and Crew: Teen Lifesavers in a World of Slackers
You know, it’s not every day I set down my grumbling cup of coffee and say, “Well I’ll be damned—that...
