Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
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How to Lose a Democracy in 10 Easy Steps
You know the Nazis. The gold standard of what happens when a bunch of angry, underemployed nationalists decide democracy is...
Rinse and Repeat: The Death and Rebirth of Progress
Ah, yes. The grand American tradition of progress, followed swiftly by the equally grand American tradition of panicking about that...
Trump Declares High-Speed Internet Racist: A New Low in Digital Delusion
Just when you thought we’d plumbed the last inch of the dumbwell, Trump took out his golden shovel and kept...
Customs, Cartels & Clueless Policies: Why the Drugs Keep Coming
So let me get this straight—President Trump, in his glorious second term, is still wagging his stubby finger at Mexico...
Krotchett Rant: The Art of Renaming Things That Aren’t Broken
(Krotchett.com) The poetic brush of a man who sees greatness not in what is, but in what could be if...
The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
When Leadership is Just a Long, Loud Mistake
“The inmates are running the asylum.” A phrase so eerily fitting for today’s political landscape that you’d think it was...
Trump Has United the World… Against Us
In a masterstroke of international diplomacy, President Donald Trump has achieved what no leader before him could: uniting the global...
The Trump Doctrine: Displace, Destroy, Develop
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we dissect the latest atrocity from the orange menace himself, President Donald Trump....
Breaking: Denmark Buys Florida Thanks to Trump Appointee’s “Juicy” Deal
(Krotchett.com) In a shocking twist that has left political analysts, Floridians, and even Donald Trump himself reeling, Denmark announced Sunday...
Rinse and Repeat: The First Week Wrecking Ball
(Krotchett.com) Well, folks, let’s hop in the time machine and dial it back to the early 1800s. Picture this: a...
