Trump’s Big Beautiful Tariffs—Now Officially Big Illegal Nothings
Well butter my biscuits and call me a lobbyist—the courts have ruled, again, that Donald J. Tariff-Master Trump can’t just...
Month: June 2025
Customs, Cartels & Clueless Policies: Why the Drugs Keep Coming
So let me get this straight—President Trump, in his glorious second term, is still wagging his stubby finger at Mexico...
The Trump Doctrine: Displace, Destroy, Develop
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we dissect the latest atrocity from the orange menace himself, President Donald Trump....
Cluck and Dagger: Why Chickens Are Being Secretly Deported to El Salvador
Well, folks, I hate to break it to you, but the price of your morning omelet isn’t going up because...
More Tariffs: The Economic Wrecking Ball
The favorite economic bludgeon of leaders who think trade is a zero-sum game and that slapping taxes on imports will...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
The Economic Perspective of the Young and the Clueless
Youth—the golden years of terrible economic decisions. Back in my day, we called it “being broke.” Now they call it...
Next Week’s News – Smoldering Wreckage of This Week’s News
Well, folks, it’s been a hell of a week. Again. Let’s check in on the what used to be called...
The Personal Cost of Aging
So a recent RAND study puts the cost of Dementia in this country upwards to $215 billion dollars each year....
The Golden Loophole Awards Are Canceled—Because Why Bother?
The Golden Loophole Award is dead. Not postponed. Not rebranded. Dead. For years, it was the most anticipated event in...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The GOP’s Self-Appointed Wrecking Bal
In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to juggle flaming torches of controversy, all while...
One Good Thing: The Ex-Boxer Who Didn’t Wait for Someone Else to Do It
Airports—those magical places where overpriced coffee meets the thrill of delayed flights and the occasional knife-wielding lunatic. At Almaty Airport...