Letters – Musks implants, political donations
Letter: Dear Krotchett, What do you think about Elon Musk’s latest project to implant chips in our brains? Should I...
Month: June 2025
The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
Rinse and Repeat: The First Week Wrecking Ball
(Krotchett.com) Well, folks, let’s hop in the time machine and dial it back to the early 1800s. Picture this: a...
Letters – Unions or family Business, Flrida on the No-Fly List
Dear Krotchett, I'm a barista in Tennessee, and my boss just made me rewatch a corporate training video on how...
Trump’s Budget Cuts: Starving the Poor, Feeding the Rich
Our dear president and his faithful MAGA disciples have taken a chainsaw to the federal budget, slashing jobs, defunding agencies,...
Trump Wrecks Science, Courts, and Foreign Aid—Meanwhile, Media Struggles Without Swift
Welcome back to another week in Trumpmerica, where competence is optional, and chaos is policy. Here’s what’s making the news—other...
Intolerance Fatigue: Why Even Our Grudges Need a Break
The other day, I was strolling through the park, doing my usual laps as a part of my attempt to...
Elon Musk Reinvents Government Jobs: Weekly Survival Reports Now Required
Elon Musk, now czar of the Department of Grandstanding and Evasion (DOGE), has introduced a thrilling new workplace policy: federal...
Rinse and Repeat – The Salem Witch Trials
(Krotchett.com) Ah, the Salem Witch Trials: one of the darker chapters of colonial America. The year was 1692, and the...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...
The Deportation Machine That Never Learns
(Krotchett.com) Deportations. America’s favorite recurring policy disaster. Like an aging rock band that just won’t quit touring, this country has...