Breaking: Denmark Buys Florida Thanks to Trump Appointee’s “Juicy” Deal
(Krotchett.com) In a shocking twist that has left political analysts, Floridians, and even Donald Trump himself reeling, Denmark announced Sunday...
Month: June 2025
Next Weeks News: Dems morph into new Republicans, TikTok’s new procrastination feature
Politics: Democrats' New Strategy—If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em In a surprising turn of events, the Democratic Party has...
Rinse and Repeat – The Salem Witch Trials
(Krotchett.com) Ah, the Salem Witch Trials: one of the darker chapters of colonial America. The year was 1692, and the...
Hollywood Shuts Down, Says Reality Is More Absurd and Entertaining
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented move, Hollywood studios announced a complete industry shutdown today, citing their inability to...
Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough
Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...
When Leadership is Just a Long, Loud Mistake
“The inmates are running the asylum.” A phrase so eerily fitting for today’s political landscape that you’d think it was...
God Quits, Says Pope, Heading to Mars
Well, folks, it finally happened. After millennia of patience, divine interventions both subtle and unsubtle, and more unanswered prayers than...
Rinse and Repeat: The First Week Wrecking Ball
(Krotchett.com) Well, folks, let’s hop in the time machine and dial it back to the early 1800s. Picture this: a...
How to Be Cruel: 10 Lessons from the Trump Administration
The first 100 days of Trump's second term—a masterclass in governance, if your goal is to dismantle institutions, sow fear,...
Amazon Prime’s Newest Perk: Life-Saving Delivery Driver
Well, folks, it finally happened. Amazon’s obsessive, dystopian efficiency has created a delivery driver so dedicated that she doesn’t just...
Are We Really Making America Great Again?
I came to America in the early fifties. Unlike some who arrived after the war by boat, or plane, I...
Either Evil or Idiot: Trump’s Sunday Morning Confession
Well, well, well. This past weekend, on what was once a respectable Sunday morning news magazine, Donald J. Trump—former President,...