Letters – Banned books, Canadian Tariffs
Dear Krotchett, I live in Texas, and our school board just banned another batch of books—mostly ones about race, gender,...
Month: May 2025
Amazon Prime’s Newest Perk: Life-Saving Delivery Driver
Well, folks, it finally happened. Amazon’s obsessive, dystopian efficiency has created a delivery driver so dedicated that she doesn’t just...
Stephen Miller’s Bold Plan: Deport First, Ask Questions Never
Stephen Miller—the man who never met a civil liberty he didn't want to strangle with his bare hands. In his...
Neville Chamberlain Walked So Trump Could Grovel
Appeasement—the fine British tradition of hoping dictators will behave if you just give them what they want. Neville Chamberlain practically...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...
Trump’s Budget Cuts: Starving the Poor, Feeding the Rich
Our dear president and his faithful MAGA disciples have taken a chainsaw to the federal budget, slashing jobs, defunding agencies,...
The Art of the Raw Deal: A Retrospective on Economic Self-Sabotage
Way back in history, there once was a man—let's call him The Tariff Whisperer. He had a flair for flamboyant...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former central banker Mark Carney has been elected as Canada's...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The GOP’s Self-Appointed Wrecking Bal
In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to juggle flaming torches of controversy, all while...
Customs, Cartels & Clueless Policies: Why the Drugs Keep Coming
So let me get this straight—President Trump, in his glorious second term, is still wagging his stubby finger at Mexico...
The Deportation Machine That Never Learns
(Krotchett.com) Deportations. America’s favorite recurring policy disaster. Like an aging rock band that just won’t quit touring, this country has...
