Rinse and Repeat: The Death and Rebirth of Progress
Ah, yes. The grand American tradition of progress, followed swiftly by the equally grand American tradition of panicking about that...
Month: May 2025
New Poll Shows Trump Has Less Than 1% Approval Rating
According to a new poll taken at my house this morning, less than 1% of the residents support Trump’s actions...
Cluck and Dagger: Why Chickens Are Being Secretly Deported to El Salvador
Well, folks, I hate to break it to you, but the price of your morning omelet isn’t going up because...
The Case for Vegans
Vegetarians. Vegans Lacto-Vegans. Pescaterians- How about meat-eating vegans? I’m in the last group. Look, not eating meat isn’t like global...
Letters – Unions or family Business, Flrida on the No-Fly List
Dear Krotchett, I'm a barista in Tennessee, and my boss just made me rewatch a corporate training video on how...
How to Be Cruel: 10 Lessons from the Trump Administration
The first 100 days of Trump's second term—a masterclass in governance, if your goal is to dismantle institutions, sow fear,...
Tariffs, Defaults, and Debt: A History of Bad Decisions
Today, we're diving into tariffs, the murky waters of governmental indecision, economic fiascos, and the uncanny ability of leaders to...
Trump Declares High-Speed Internet Racist: A New Low in Digital Delusion
Just when you thought we’d plumbed the last inch of the dumbwell, Trump took out his golden shovel and kept...
Kai Nixon and Crew: Teen Lifesavers in a World of Slackers
You know, it’s not every day I set down my grumbling cup of coffee and say, “Well I’ll be damned—that...
Either Evil or Idiot: Trump’s Sunday Morning Confession
Well, well, well. This past weekend, on what was once a respectable Sunday morning news magazine, Donald J. Trump—former President,...
Rinse and Repeat – The Salem Witch Trials
(Krotchett.com) Ah, the Salem Witch Trials: one of the darker chapters of colonial America. The year was 1692, and the...
Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....
