Musk takes control of Treasury and Introduces Gov+ Premium Citizenship
In an effort to modernize America’s outdated government systems, the U.S. Treasury has announced a new subscription service, Gov+, aimed...
Month: March 2025
Young People Ruin Everything
I was a young person once. I don’t remember many details. It didn’t last long, youth, that is. I don’t...
Krotchett Rant: Trump’s February Fraud Fest
February, the month when love is in the air—unless, of course, you’re allergic to blatant falsehoods, in which case, you...
Next Week’s News – Smoldering Wreckage of This Week’s News
Well, folks, it’s been a hell of a week. Again. Let’s check in on the what used to be called...
