As the Hypocrisy Turns: Trump’s Death Penalty Soap Opera Meets His Pardonpalooza
Welcome back to As the Oval Office Turns, the only show where moral consistency goes to die in a golden...
Year: 2025
Trump’s Big Beautiful Tariffs—Now Officially Big Illegal Nothings
Well butter my biscuits and call me a lobbyist—the courts have ruled, again, that Donald J. Tariff-Master Trump can’t just...
Trump’s Harvard Heist: The MAGA Manifesto Gets Marx-y
So Donald Trump, the orange man who never met a gold toilet he didn’t want to tweet from, has now...
Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
Are We Really Making America Great Again?
I came to America in the early fifties. Unlike some who arrived after the war by boat, or plane, I...
Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Time to check in for the latest episode of "Let's Gut the Government," starring none other than Donald "You're Fired"...
Dirt Nap 2.0: The Future of Funerals
What a relief it is to discover that we no longer have to choose between being embalmed or getting cremated....
The Krotchett MAGA Dictionary: A New Political Lexicon
Welcome to the Krotchett MAGA Dictionary, the definitive guide to the Trumpian transformation of political language. In this brave new...
How to Lose a Democracy in 10 Easy Steps
You know the Nazis. The gold standard of what happens when a bunch of angry, underemployed nationalists decide democracy is...
Letters from Europe
Today, we’ve got letters from across Europe, questioning everything from trade wars to the future of international institutions—buckle up! Dear...
How to Gut Medicaid and Still Sleep at Night—The GOP Guide
The GOP's latest brainchild: a Medicaid overhaul that promises to "streamline" healthcare by, well, removing it from millions. It's like...
From Red Hats to Red Lights: Why No One Follows Rules Anymore
Alright, I did my research. I took a good long look around this cracked funhouse mirror we call the United...