How to Gut Medicaid and Still Sleep at Night—The GOP Guide
The GOP's latest brainchild: a Medicaid overhaul that promises to "streamline" healthcare by, well, removing it from millions. It's like...
Next Weeks News
New Poll Shows Trump Has Less Than 1% Approval Rating
According to a new poll taken at my house this morning, less than 1% of the residents support Trump’s actions...
Stephen Miller’s Bold Plan: Deport First, Ask Questions Never
Stephen Miller—the man who never met a civil liberty he didn't want to strangle with his bare hands. In his...
Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real
Trump Administration’s Nuclear Hide-and-Seek (Krotchett.com) In an administrative blunder so large it could be measured in megatons, Trump’s team “accidentally”...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former central banker Mark Carney has been elected as Canada's...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The GOP’s Self-Appointed Wrecking Bal
In the ever-entertaining circus of American politics, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to juggle flaming torches of controversy, all while...
Elon Musk Reinvents Government Jobs: Weekly Survival Reports Now Required
Elon Musk, now czar of the Department of Grandstanding and Evasion (DOGE), has introduced a thrilling new workplace policy: federal...
Right-Wing Circus: Trump’s Ukraine Blunder and America’s Hate Group Problem
Trump and Vance's Diplomatic Debacle In a display of unparalleled diplomatic prowess, President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance managed...
Next Weeks News – Trumph’s Inauguration, iPhone’s Invisibility Mode and Competitive Ironing
With all of America’s billionaires putting their money into Trumps inauguration and buy-off initiatives, there's not a lot of money...
Next Weeks News: Dems morph into new Republicans, TikTok’s new procrastination feature
Politics: Democrats' New Strategy—If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em In a surprising turn of events, the Democratic Party has...
How to Crash an Economy and Start a Government Thrift Store
Welcome back to another edition of "Next Week's News," where we peer into the crystal ball of current events with...
