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Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President

Krotchett March 3, 2025

Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...

The Krotchett MAGA Dictionary: A New Political Lexicon

Krotchett March 1, 2025

Welcome to the Krotchett MAGA Dictionary, the definitive guide to the Trumpian transformation of political language. In this brave new...

Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough

Krotchett February 25, 2025

Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...

An Asteroid: The One Event That Might Actually Shut Up Fake News

Krotchett February 21, 2025

Good news, folks! A city-sized asteroid might smack Earth in 2032, and if we're lucky, it'll spare us from yet...

Krotchett Podcast

Krotchett - News, Satire

Krotchett S1 Ep 10 - Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist

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Krotchett S1 Ep 10 - Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist

Mar 10, 2025 • 13:17

This week on Krotchett, we peer into the future with Next Week’s News: Things Are...
Krotchett S1 Ep 9 - Powering Up the Past

Mar 8, 2025 • 13:56

In this episode of Krotchett, we dive into the warm, fuzzy delusions of the past...
Krotchett S1 ep 8 - The Committee to Bribe the President

Mar 3, 2025 • 14:29

In this fiery eighth episode of The Krotchett Podcast, our beloved cranky liberal skeptic, Krotchett,...
Krotchett S1 Ep 7 - The Federal Fraud Fest & Other Predictable Disasters

Feb 24, 2025 • 14:51

This week, Krotchett takes aim at the Federal Fraud Fest, peeling back the layers of...
Krotchett S1 Ep 6 - Trump Fires Nuclear Watchdogs, Courts Face Eviction, Satire Becomes Real

Feb 17, 2025 • 15:00

In this episode of Krotchett, we take the scalpel to another week of nonsense. Next...
Krotchett S1 Ep 5 - Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant

Feb 10, 2025 • 15:03

This week on Krotchett, we take a serious but amused look at the smoldering wreckage...
Krotchett S1 Ep 4 - Subscription Citizenship

Feb 3, 2025 • 17:52

This week on Krotchett, we peer into the future with Next Week’s News, where we...
Krotchett S1 Ep 3 - The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke

Jan 30, 2025 • 19:40

This week, Trump’s latest American masterstroke. we take a sneak peek at next week’s headlines...
Krotchett S1 Ep 2 - Denmark Buys Florida

Jan 30, 2025 • 15:54

Smart, unapologetic, and delightfully irritable—Krotchett! Next Week’s News – Dems morph into New Republicans Rinse...
Krotchett S1 Ep 1 - The Art of Renaming Things

Jan 30, 2025 • 12:02

Smart, unapologetic, and delightfully irritable—Krotchett! Next Week’s News – Trumps Inauguration Rinse and Repeat –...