Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....
Krotchet Rant
The Nostalgia President: Powering Up the Past
In a bold move to transport America back to its "glorious" past, President Trump has embarked on a crusade to...
Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
Trump’s Budget Cuts: Starving the Poor, Feeding the Rich
Our dear president and his faithful MAGA disciples have taken a chainsaw to the federal budget, slashing jobs, defunding agencies,...
Trump Has United the World… Against Us
In a masterstroke of international diplomacy, President Donald Trump has achieved what no leader before him could: uniting the global...
Krotchett Rant: Trump’s February Fraud Fest
February, the month when love is in the air—unless, of course, you’re allergic to blatant falsehoods, in which case, you...
