Trump’s Big Beautiful Tariffs—Now Officially Big Illegal Nothings
Well butter my biscuits and call me a lobbyist—the courts have ruled, again, that Donald J. Tariff-Master Trump can’t just...
Krotchet Rant
Trump’s Harvard Heist: The MAGA Manifesto Gets Marx-y
So Donald Trump, the orange man who never met a gold toilet he didn’t want to tweet from, has now...
Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
Are We Really Making America Great Again?
I came to America in the early fifties. Unlike some who arrived after the war by boat, or plane, I...
Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Time to check in for the latest episode of "Let's Gut the Government," starring none other than Donald "You're Fired"...
Dirt Nap 2.0: The Future of Funerals
What a relief it is to discover that we no longer have to choose between being embalmed or getting cremated....
From Red Hats to Red Lights: Why No One Follows Rules Anymore
Alright, I did my research. I took a good long look around this cracked funhouse mirror we call the United...
Cluck and Dagger: Why Chickens Are Being Secretly Deported to El Salvador
Well, folks, I hate to break it to you, but the price of your morning omelet isn’t going up because...
How to Be Cruel: 10 Lessons from the Trump Administration
The first 100 days of Trump's second term—a masterclass in governance, if your goal is to dismantle institutions, sow fear,...
Trump Declares High-Speed Internet Racist: A New Low in Digital Delusion
Just when you thought we’d plumbed the last inch of the dumbwell, Trump took out his golden shovel and kept...
Either Evil or Idiot: Trump’s Sunday Morning Confession
Well, well, well. This past weekend, on what was once a respectable Sunday morning news magazine, Donald J. Trump—former President,...
Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....