Trump Has United the World… Against Us
In a masterstroke of international diplomacy, President Donald Trump has achieved what no leader before him could: uniting the global...
Trump tariffs
Hollywood Shuts Down, Says Reality Is More Absurd and Entertaining
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented move, Hollywood studios announced a complete industry shutdown today, citing their inability to...
Tariffs, Defaults, and Debt: A History of Bad Decisions
Today, we're diving into tariffs, the murky waters of governmental indecision, economic fiascos, and the uncanny ability of leaders to...
How to Crash an Economy and Start a Government Thrift Store
Welcome back to another edition of "Next Week's News," where we peer into the crystal ball of current events with...
The Art of the Raw Deal: A Retrospective on Economic Self-Sabotage
Way back in history, there once was a man—let's call him The Tariff Whisperer. He had a flair for flamboyant...
