The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
Year: 2025
Next Week’s News: Americans Celebrate ‘Free Money’ Day and more…
Here's a round up of next week's news after the mnss this week's news makes. In Government (or whatever it...
Letters of the Week No. 3
Dear Krotchett, I'm a barista in Tennessee, and my boss just made me rewatch a corporate training video on how...
Rinse and Repeat: The First Week Wrecking Ball
(Krotchett.com) Well, folks, let’s hop in the time machine and dial it back to the early 1800s. Picture this: a...
The Six-Letter Solution to American Politics
(Krotchett) Well, here we are. It’s 2025, and it’s clear as day that the names of America’s political parties are...
Former USDA Official Trades Home for Eggs
(Krotchett) In a story emblematic of the economic turbulence plaguing the country, a former USDA employee, recently laid off during...
