Are We Really Making America Great Again?
I came to America in the early fifties. Unlike some who arrived after the war by boat, or plane, I...
Year: 2025
The Nostalgia President: Powering Up the Past
In a bold move to transport America back to its "glorious" past, President Trump has embarked on a crusade to...
One Good Thing: The Ex-Boxer Who Didn’t Wait for Someone Else to Do It
Airports—those magical places where overpriced coffee meets the thrill of delayed flights and the occasional knife-wielding lunatic. At Almaty Airport...
Tariffs, Defaults, and Debt: A History of Bad Decisions
Today, we're diving into tariffs, the murky waters of governmental indecision, economic fiascos, and the uncanny ability of leaders to...
The Golden Loophole Awards Are Canceled—Because Why Bother?
The Golden Loophole Award is dead. Not postponed. Not rebranded. Dead. For years, it was the most anticipated event in...
Hollywood Shuts Down, Says Reality Is More Absurd and Entertaining
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented move, Hollywood studios announced a complete industry shutdown today, citing their inability to...
