Stephen Miller’s Bold Plan: Deport First, Ask Questions Never
Stephen Miller—the man who never met a civil liberty he didn't want to strangle with his bare hands. In his...
Month: June 2025
Rinse and Repeat: The Death and Rebirth of Progress
Ah, yes. The grand American tradition of progress, followed swiftly by the equally grand American tradition of panicking about that...
Rinse and Repeat: The Art of Losing Nukes
In the grand tradition of American military blunders, where the stakes are nothing short of apocalyptic, few debacles have managed...
Intolerance Fatigue: Why Even Our Grudges Need a Break
The other day, I was strolling through the park, doing my usual laps as a part of my attempt to...
Trump’s High-Flying Gift and Low-Flying Ethics
Donald Trump—always the showman, never the statesman. In his latest act, he's set to receive a $400 million luxury Boeing...
The Deportation Machine That Never Learns
(Krotchett.com) Deportations. America’s favorite recurring policy disaster. Like an aging rock band that just won’t quit touring, this country has...
As the Hypocrisy Turns: Trump’s Death Penalty Soap Opera Meets His Pardonpalooza
Welcome back to As the Oval Office Turns, the only show where moral consistency goes to die in a golden...
How to Crash an Economy and Start a Government Thrift Store
Welcome back to another edition of "Next Week's News," where we peer into the crystal ball of current events with...