Letsile Tebogo, Gold Medalist Saves Lives – Now Everyone Else Looks Lazy
"One Good Thing" is Krotchett’s reluctant nod to humanity’s occasional decency—a brief, begrudging acknowledgment that, despite overwhelming evidence to the...
Month: June 2025
Dirt Nap 2.0: The Future of Funerals
What a relief it is to discover that we no longer have to choose between being embalmed or getting cremated....
Neville Chamberlain Walked So Trump Could Grovel
Appeasement—the fine British tradition of hoping dictators will behave if you just give them what they want. Neville Chamberlain practically...
Cop and Firefighter Save Woman from Burning Car—Show-Offs
Look, you know the rules—I don’t like to get sentimental, and I certainly don’t enjoy admitting that people occasionally do...
Krotchett Rant: The Art of Renaming Things That Aren’t Broken
(Krotchett.com) The poetic brush of a man who sees greatness not in what is, but in what could be if...
Letters – A combative Musk, JD Vance Lack of American Civics
This is the place where I sift through the mailbag, read what you have to say, and try not to...
Trump Wrecks Science, Courts, and Foreign Aid—Meanwhile, Media Struggles Without Swift
Welcome back to another week in Trumpmerica, where competence is optional, and chaos is policy. Here’s what’s making the news—other...
Putin’s Ceasefire Demands: Donuts, Drones, and a Date with Melania
Ladies and gentlemen, truth seekers and skeptics alike, today we find ourselves in yet another episode of "History Writes Itself,...
How to Gut Medicaid and Still Sleep at Night—The GOP Guide
The GOP's latest brainchild: a Medicaid overhaul that promises to "streamline" healthcare by, well, removing it from millions. It's like...
The All-Volunteer School System
(When I first wrote this article a couple of years ago, it seemed like good old far-fetched satire, now in...
Musk takes control of Treasury and Introduces Gov+ Premium Citizenship
In an effort to modernize America’s outdated government systems, the U.S. Treasury has announced a new subscription service, Gov+, aimed...
Right-Wing Circus: Trump’s Ukraine Blunder and America’s Hate Group Problem
Trump and Vance's Diplomatic Debacle In a display of unparalleled diplomatic prowess, President Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance managed...