The Deportation Machine That Never Learns
(Krotchett.com) Deportations. America’s favorite recurring policy disaster. Like an aging rock band that just won’t quit touring, this country has...
Month: January 2025
The Tariffarchy: Trump’s Latest American Masterstroke
(Krotchett.com) It takes a certain kind of genius to convince a nation that a self-inflicted tarriff wound is actually a...
Next Week’s News: Americans Celebrate ‘Free Money’ Day and more…
Here's a round up of next week's news after the mnss this week's news makes. In Government (or whatever it...
Letters of the Week No. 3
Dear Krotchett, I'm a barista in Tennessee, and my boss just made me rewatch a corporate training video on how...
Rinse and Repeat: The First Week Wrecking Ball
(Krotchett.com) Well, folks, let’s hop in the time machine and dial it back to the early 1800s. Picture this: a...
The Six-Letter Solution to American Politics
(Krotchett) Well, here we are. It’s 2025, and it’s clear as day that the names of America’s political parties are...
