Cluck and Dagger: Why Chickens Are Being Secretly Deported to El Salvador
Well, folks, I hate to break it to you, but the price of your morning omelet isn’t going up because...
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How to Lose a Democracy in 10 Easy Steps
You know the Nazis. The gold standard of what happens when a bunch of angry, underemployed nationalists decide democracy is...
Letters from Europe
Today, we’ve got letters from across Europe, questioning everything from trade wars to the future of international institutions—buckle up! Dear...
Letters – A combative Musk, JD Vance Lack of American Civics
This is the place where I sift through the mailbag, read what you have to say, and try not to...
Intolerance Fatigue: Why Even Our Grudges Need a Break
The other day, I was strolling through the park, doing my usual laps as a part of my attempt to...
Krotchett Rant: Trump’s February Fraud Fest
February, the month when love is in the air—unless, of course, you’re allergic to blatant falsehoods, in which case, you...
The Deportation Machine That Never Learns
(Krotchett.com) Deportations. America’s favorite recurring policy disaster. Like an aging rock band that just won’t quit touring, this country has...
Headlines Are Easy, Journalism Is Hard
Gather 'round as we embark on a journey through the looking glass, where the bizarre becomes banal and the outrageous...
Profanity Fatigue: When the F-Word Just Isn’t Enough
Millennials and Gen Z types may have thought they invented the F word along with a variety of other tawdry...
The Personal Cost of Aging
So a recent RAND study puts the cost of Dementia in this country upwards to $215 billion dollars each year....
Government Websites Just Got Smarter – By Removing Everything
The good old days of government websites—bloated with expert opinions, pesky facts, and those annoying "updates" cluttering up the place....
The Six-Letter Solution to American Politics
(Krotchett) Well, here we are. It’s 2025, and it’s clear as day that the names of America’s political parties are...
