Things Are Still on Fire, and Politicians Still Exist
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former central banker Mark Carney has been elected as Canada's...
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More Tariffs: The Economic Wrecking Ball
The favorite economic bludgeon of leaders who think trade is a zero-sum game and that slapping taxes on imports will...
An Asteroid: The One Event That Might Actually Shut Up Fake News
Good news, folks! A city-sized asteroid might smack Earth in 2032, and if we're lucky, it'll spare us from yet...
Hollywood Shuts Down, Says Reality Is More Absurd and Entertaining
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented move, Hollywood studios announced a complete industry shutdown today, citing their inability to...
