Krotchett’s Farewell: Mockery Paused, Mission Begins
Well, well, well. Looks like the old goat’s finally done hollering at the digital sky. After years of poking the...
From Red Hats to Red Lights: Why No One Follows Rules Anymore
Alright, I did my research. I took a good long look around this cracked funhouse mirror we call the United...
Trump’s Budget Cuts: Starving the Poor, Feeding the Rich
Our dear president and his faithful MAGA disciples have taken a chainsaw to the federal budget, slashing jobs, defunding agencies,...
Buying Back America: The Commitee to Bribe the President
Fellow citizens, global allies, and anyone within Wi-Fi range of this urgent plea, it’s time we face the facts. Our...
New Poll Shows Trump Has Less Than 1% Approval Rating
According to a new poll taken at my house this morning, less than 1% of the residents support Trump’s actions...
Firing the Competent, Hiring the Compliant: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Time to check in for the latest episode of "Let's Gut the Government," starring none other than Donald "You're Fired"...
Kai Nixon and Crew: Teen Lifesavers in a World of Slackers
You know, it’s not every day I set down my grumbling cup of coffee and say, “Well I’ll be damned—that...
How to Lose a Democracy in 10 Easy Steps
You know the Nazis. The gold standard of what happens when a bunch of angry, underemployed nationalists decide democracy is...
Letters – Trump and AI, Coal Subsidies
It's been a whirlwind couple of weeks for the new president and for our digitally established letter writers. Dear Krotchett,...
Letters – Federal Job Cuts, Second Thoughts on Trump
LETTERS is where baffled citizens send their burning questions about politics and culture, and Krotchett responds with all of the...
The Six-Letter Solution to American Politics
(Krotchett) Well, here we are. It’s 2025, and it’s clear as day that the names of America’s political parties are...
Headlines Are Easy, Journalism Is Hard
Gather 'round as we embark on a journey through the looking glass, where the bizarre becomes banal and the outrageous...